We bet almost everyone has heard about Cortana by now, and there is a high probability that you have also interacted with her. She knows what to do when you command her, and she usually has the right answer for many of the questions you ask her. However, what if you do not feel like working, and you got bored reading magazines, watching videos, tweeting or scrolling until the end of Facebook? Even in such a situation, Cortana is there for you: talk to her, and she will talk back! She is always ready to chit-chat, tell you some jokes or even sing for you. She will also tell you what she thinks about Donald Trump or about the iPhone:

NOTE: Cortana can be fun to talk to, and Microsoft took care to program her to have multiple answers for some questions. That is a pretty neat way of not letting you get bored when asking her the same questions again and again. Note that we will use a few screenshots with some of Cortana's answers in this article, but we will not disclose every answer she gives. We believe it is a lot more fun for you find the answers by yourself. Without further ado, let's see some of the funniest questions you can ask Cortana:

24 personal commands and questions for Cortana

1. What does Cortana mean?
2. Are you a male or a female?
3. Are you real?
4. What are you wearing?
5. What do you look like?
6. Show me your face!
7. Where do you live?
8. Who is your maker?
9. Who is your father?
10. Who is your sister?
11. When were you born?
12. When will you die?
13. Are you beautiful?
14. Are you happy?
15. Are you hot?
16. Will you marry me?
17. Do you like sex?
18. Talk dirty!
19. Let's go on a date!
20. What music do you like?
21. What's your favorite animal?
22. What do you like?
23. What's your last name?
24. Can I change your name?

17 fun commands and questions for Cortana, about jokes, songs, or tales

1. Tell me a joke!
2. Tell me something funny!
3. Tell me a story!
4. Surprise me!
5. Sing me a song!
6. What's your favorite song?
7. Sing me a lullaby!
8. Dance!
9. Why did the chicken cross the road?
10. What does a cat say?
11. What does the Fox say?
12. Sing Soft Kitty!
13. Can you beatbox?
14. Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the fairest of them all?
15. To be or not to be?
16. Recite Shakespeare!
17. Can you talk like a pirate?

20 fun questions and comments about movies and games

1. May the force be with you!
2. What games do you like?
3. Use the force, Luke!
4. What's Halo?
5. Tell me about Halo!
6. Do you like Master Chief?
7. Do you love Master Chief?
8. How is Master Chief?
9. Beam me up!
10. Do you speak Klingon?
11. Engage!
12. Rock, paper, scissors.
13. Knock, Knock.
14. Do a barrel roll!
15. Make an impression!
16. Open the pod bay doors!
17. What's better: PlayStation or Xbox?
18. Roll a dice!
19. Flip a coin!
20. Movie game.

5 funny commands and questions about life and the Universe

1. What is the meaning of life?
2. Why are we here?
3. Do you believe in ghosts?
4. Do you believe in God?
5. Can I borrow some money? 🙂

Ask Cortana for her opinion on several "controversial" subjects

1. What is the best search engine?
2. What's your opinion about the iPhone?
3. Do you know Siri?
4. Hi, Siri!
5. Do you know Google Now?
6. Do you know Alexa?
7. Do you know Clippy?
8. What's the best smartphone?
9. What's better: Windows or Linux?
10. What do you think about Apple?
11. What do you think about Android?
12. What do you think about Google?
13. Are you a Democrat or a Republican?
14. Do you like Donald Trump?
15. What do you think about Brexit?

13 greetings and appreciation messages for Cortana

1. What's up?
2. You are awesome!
3. I like you!
4. I do not like you!
5. Do you like me?
6. Good morning!
7. See you later!
8. Goodnight!
9. You are cool!
10. You are sexy!
11. Are you cool?
12. Testing!
13. Guess what!

Conclusion

Well, that is it! These are the funniest and most enjoyable Cortana commands and questions we have tried so far. Do you know of others worth adding to our lists? Feel free to share them with us in the comments form below.