Tech Lolz: Christmas gifts for Christmas geeks
Would you look at that. It is Friday again. While in the past few weeks I kept on ranting about how horrid I think the holidays are, it is high time I admitted I actually kind of like them. Aside from all the relatives visiting, mom telling me how I will be forever alone if I don’t turn off that Life is Strange game or the HexFRVR mobile app, the fat that will join all the fat I did not lose this year, the holiday itself is kind of cool because hey: PRESENTS!! I thought I’d also be generous and help out the ladies who have a geek in their home and somehow love him, and suggest them a few presents they could buy in the near future. The list is awesome so let’s get started:
Game of Thrones? No, Throne of Games
Yes, you got it, I am recommending you buy him a gaming armchair. Because, if you want to keep him home, and not at his best friend’s place, playing endless hours of Mortal Kombat or League of Legends, then give him all the necessary conditions for it. Like this! OK, it is a bit expensive, but totally worth it. Plus you can also benefit from it when he is at work.
You can buy it from Amazon.
You don’t get it, but he will
The description of Vault Dweller’s Survival Guide says it comes with a “ physical map of the Commonwealth that highlights important points of interest, valuable resources, and essential locations ”. I really do not know why this is important, but if they mentioned it, it means he will also care. So if your boyfriend likes Fallout 4 (you can find that out by asking him just like that), buy him one of these.
Useless but strategic
Moving further, darling, I know you are tired of dusting off all the action figures on the shelves, but you have to start dusting another item as well: his amazing DC Comics 2016 Vintage Calendar that you will buy him for Christmas this year. Because you will. If you want him to put a ring on it, pull out that credit card as soon as possible.
The mad scientist needs a mad watch
Alright , so maybe your loved one is not that much into action, but more into science and such. He is the Dexter in your laboratory. Then buy him this Tesla watch. Yes, I know it looks like something meant to X-ray your ovaries, but it won’t. Yes, I know it will not fit with absolutely any piece of clothing in his wardrobe, but just buy the damn thing and enjoy rivers of attention for the next week.
You can buy it from Think Geek.
No matter what type of geek boyfriend you have, you can’t just let Christmas pass without getting him something cool, because you want to be that awesome girlfriend. Don’t you? If, however, you don’t want to buy him something useless but wow like the objects above, browse around our website in the reviews section and choose something you feel he needs.