Hello citizens, and welcome to another article in which I have no idea what I am talking about. I am pretty positive that, after this post, my inbox will be full of “Superman can kick Hulk’s ass at any moment of the day” and I will be informed about an enormous pile of trivia stuff about superheroes that I am not really curious about. Everytime I go to the cinema to watch a new superhero movie, I have to go through a whole process of getting used to the sadness I will experience afterwards. I will never have a boyfriend who can grow his body parts again (Deadpool, can you make it bigger this time?) nor will I have a boyfriend who can hammer down any nail in the house and also look pretty while doing it. But a girl can dream. So, let’s dream a little about how would our regular good guys from Marvel and DC be like, if they were significant others.
I really don't know when April went “Buh Bye”, but it turns out we are two days away from the 1st of May and here, in my home country, Easter will be celebrated this weekend. I personally am looking forward to stuffing myself with food for two whole days and I plan on doing exactly nothing else but sleeping and watching movies. All movies but the Silence of the Lambs. I can't do that to myself on Easter. Lamb tastes delicious !
Hello there fellow citizens. I must begin by saying I am sorry for being away for such a long time. But times were hard, I was very late on all the series I am watching so I took a sabbatical month of silence. Just kidding, I was really busy. But I am back so let’s start off easy, also because there is a great holiday coming soon here, so I can’t really think of serious stuff. For many years, if there was anything people liked me for, it was uncovering tons of music, mainly because I have no life outside YouTube. So, after a while, I actually started organizing all the songs I found and liked or found hilariously wrong in special playlists. And today I will talk about one of these playlists.
I guess that by this time all of you have heard about Domino’s delivery robot, called DRU, that I cannot help but associate with Despicable Me and Gru, therefore I expected a more yellow and one-eyed device that delivers pizza. I am not sure however if you have heard about the other two gadgets I am about to tell you in this article. But worry not, you will hear all about them, so let’s get down to business:
If there is one thing I have heard more often than my mom telling me that I am too fat, it is the eternal dispute between Windows users and Mac users. God forbid you should ask a bunch of people what should you buy and tell them you don’t really care about the budget. It will never end. If anyone decided to make a series about the fights between different operating system users, we would end up with something that’d make The Young and the Restless TV series look like a short european movie. Because yes, the world is divided in three main directions. And I’ve dated all three of these directions. Let’s talk a little about each:
Dear programmers, I am writing to you all at the end of a very long week, filled with whatthehell-s. And because I am kinda like that, I decided to t ake the first step in this relationship and start a conversation between us, your business and/or life partners, and you, the programmers. I feel that somehow, in the past years between us and you, a gap the size of Nicki Minaj’s behind has formed and out of all the existing butts in the world, this one is the last one anyone wants to sniff on. Let me be more explicit:
Did you ever feel that you want to grab a moose by his tail (those damn animals are so big, you’re lucky to reach its tail) and just throw it against specific people? Did you ever stare at somebody so angrily that if you could throw cement with your eyes, he would look like Kim Kardashian’s face with makeup on? Did you ever get so annoyed by a person that you wished you could get married with him or her just so you can divorce them and take away all their possessions? Did anyone ever piss you off so badly that you imagined them being chased down by an army of hungry ants with herpes? It is exactly about those people that I will speak of today. It’s going to be a fun discussion. :)
Dear Mother of Wallets, Valentine's Day is coming in about a week and we have to (virtually, in my case) rush into the stores to buy the best gift “evah” for our significant others. For those of you who do not have a girlfriend, it is simple: buy some gloves, treat your hand with a nice hydrating creme, watch a nice movie and don’t overwork it on some LoL marathon that day. As for all the others, I thought I’d be nice and make a list of stuff you could get your better halves for this day. But order fast, because it’s already the fifth and you don’t wanna be left out, because the delivery guy couldn’t care less. Also, we thought this through and we also need to warn you about the possible misinterpretations you might be submitted to, so choose wisely:
One of the most read articles I have written on Digital Citizen since the beginning of time (actually April 2015, I work here since April) was the one in which I imagined what would it be like if browsers were women . A bold guess would be that most of the website’s audience is made of men who seek revenge on the girls who dumped them in college, but I prefer to believe you are here because you like my jokes. So here’s to you, a brand new edition of “if something-something were women”. Today, we discuss social media and, like always, we’re going to have some fun:
Oh, my. Look at the time, it’s almost break time! Every time I write to you guys, it’s like Christmas, because I realize it is Friday and after this, the weekend is here. In the meantime, I realized that my ADHD is really on a roll these days. I wanted to talk to you about vintage hardware then, when I started documenting for that, I bumped into weird stuff to buy on some websites that were definitely built before I lost my virginity. And theeeeen after about 6 hours of really random browsing, I ended up shopping on Amazon for wearables. Really have no idea how. And then (ha, you really thought I stopped there?) ….