Top 50 Funniest Cortana Commands & Questions

We bet almost everyone has heard about Cortana by now. In some of our recent articles we've shown you how to interact with her and we've also seen some of the most useful commands and questions Cortana can do or answer. But what if you don't feel like working, and you already got bored reading magazines, watching videos or scrolling till the end of Facebook? Even in such a situation, Cortana is there for you: talk to her, and she'll talk back! She's always ready to chit-chat, tell you jokes or even sing for you!

A few notes

As you'll see, Cortana can be really fun to talk to, and Microsoft took care to program her to have multiple answers for some questions. That's a pretty neat way of not letting you get bored when asking her the same question on and on.

Note that we'll use a few screenshots with some of Cortana's answers in this article, but we'll not disclose every answer she gives. We believe it's a lot more interesting for you find the answers by yourselves.

Without further ado, let's see some of the funniest (or simply enjoyable) questions you can ask Cortana:

Top 16 Funny Cortana Commands & Questions - Personal

  1. What does Cortana mean?
  2. Are you a male or a female?
  3. Are you real?
  4. What are you wearing?
  5. What do you look like?
  6. Where do you live?
  7. Who is your maker?
  8. Who is your father?
  9. When were you born?
  10. When will you die?
  11. Are you beautiful?
  12. Are you happy?
  13. Will you marry me?
  14. What music do you like?
  15. What's your favorite animal?
  16. What do you like?

Top 10 Funny Cortana Commands & Questions - Jokes, Songs, Tales

  1. Tell me a joke!
  2. Tell me something funny!
  3. Tell me a story!
  4. Surprise me!
  5. Sing me a song!
  6. Sing me a lullaby!
  7. Dance!
  8. Why did the chicken cross the road?
  9. What does a cat say?
  10. What does the Fox say?

Top 7 Funny Cortana Commands & Questions - Movies & Games

  1. May the force be with you!
  2. Use the force Luke!
  3. What's Halo?
  4. Beam me up!
  5. Do you speak Klingon?
  6. Rock, paper, scissors.
  7. Knock, Knock.

Top 4 Funny Cortana Commands & Questions - Existential, Life & Universe

  1. What is the meaning of life?
  2. Why are we here?
  3. Do you believe in ghosts?
  4. Do you believe in God?

Top 5 Funny Cortana Commands & Questions - Opinions

  1. What is the best search engine?
  2. What's your opinion about iPhone?
  3. Do you know Siri?
  4. Do you know Google Now?
  5. What's the best smartphone?

Top 8 Funny Cortana Commands & Questions - Greetings & Appreciation

  1. What's up?
  2. You're awesome!
  3. I like you!
  4. I don't like you!
  5. Do you like me?
  6. Good morning!
  7. See you later!
  8. Goodnight!

Conclusion

Well, that's it! These are the funniest and most enjoyable Cortana commands and questions we've tried so far. Do you know of others worth adding to our lists? Feel free to share them with us in the comments form below.