Tech Lolz: He Who Shall Be Named The Unique Explorer
Good afternoon, my fellow Tutorians and welcome to the weekly article written by the least tech savvy person of the team. (Seriously, I think they keep me here because I can cook and in case of an Apocalypse, I'll be able to feed the whole crew.) This Friday we will meet two people, but I must admit from the beginning, one of them is truly a fascinating character.
So Many Possible Memes, Such Little Time
In the past three months I have explored the insides of the freakshow named Yahoo! Answers, and I noticed that people aren't very creative in bumping into new and random issues. For instance, we had more people who wanted to know why they can't print.gifs, more people wanted to know how to hack their girlfriends' or boyfriends' Facebook accounts, a lot of people asked about free antivirus and how they can get software without paying for it, Windows 10 launch-related questions came in like uninvited guests to a free booze party etc. But this guy is absolutely The Only One.
I have windows 8, why can't I download internet explorer?
Dear Internet Explorer, you found him. After years and years of unstoppable search, there you have him. It is he. Your only fan. As a great meme says: You da real MVP!. We do feel sorry though, cause he doesn't seem to be the sharpest knife in the drawer as he should know that IE is the default Windows browser. Therefore, Internet Explorer is already on his computer. Probably hiding behind the Recycle Bin somewhere.
And His Friend, The Screamer
No, The Screamer is not the name of a future horror series on HBO, it is just a small online series about how people can't read their keyboards from time to time.
Mr. Random logged in for the first time on Yahoo! Answers on the 7th of July, in a desperate attempt to stop shouting at his friends.
HOW TO TURN CAPS LOCK OFF???? HELP PLS FRIENDS I TALK ON SKYPE THINK I HATE THEM BBECOUSE I HAVE CAPS LOCK CAN SOMEONE HELP PLZZZZ IT HAPPENED A LOT OF TIMES ALREADY BUT THEN IT TURNED OFF ITSELF FRIENDS ALWAYS SAY TO TURN OFF CAPS LOCK BUT WHAT IS THIS????? HELPP MEEEEE
I would like to suggest that, after he is done with this complex process of.. well, taking a look at his keyboard and pressing a button, maybe he'd be interested in some grammar stuff, his communication could really use some commas here and there. Just to, you know, send the right message. And because it's not rocket science to spell sentences correctly. And because it pisses me off like hell.
I would like, in conclusion, to send a message to all the people who have self confidence issues and who do not feel loved by anybody in the world. There is hope. If Internet Explorer has a groupie, then we all can and will all be happy one day. Stay positive.